HOW RELATIONSHIPS END
The birthday skipped
the gift unshipped
the open fly
the spotted tie
the verbal slight
the snores all night
the loves light beer
flirts with cashier
the frequent curse
the ugly purse
won't read a map
yap yap yap
the cries in bed
the cat hair shed
another drink
too damned pink
the Scrabble cheat
the stinking feet
the stays out late
must-win debate
the misspelled word
good cheer unheard
won't read a book
the lousy cook
the needy friend
the bitter end